God's Advertising Space II

You might recall a church with a very creative marketing department that I mentioned a little while ago. One of their campaigns aimed at the 'young and hip', another at people with no confidence. As you can imagine, I was eagerly anticipating their new one.

And this week I saw it. Although it's not as amusing as the previous two, I thought I'd share it with you anyway:

Help beyond the grave
Jesus
Insurance for the next life

And they even did the word Jesus in the same style as the logo for a big well-known insurance company!

I see they are trying to recruit the practical and the paranoid.

God's Advertising Space

I saw something today that I just had to share with you.

There is this church on my way to the shopping centre from work which has a large board at the entrance with the most amusing advertising slogans.

Today it said:

Feel ugly?

God thinks you are to-die-for

Catchy, isn't it?

I think they must have a great marketing department, trying to appeal to the people with low self-esteems.

But they don't just try to appeal to the weak. They also go for the 'cool' crowd'. A while ago it said:

Jesus says, "Waz up?"

Who would've thought Jesus was a homie?!

I'm really looking forward to their next promotional strategy.

Funny Findings

- If you never see the person who you lent $20, it was probably worth it.
- If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.