God's Advertising Space

I saw something today that I just had to share with you.

There is this church on my way to the shopping centre from work which has a large board at the entrance with the most amusing advertising slogans.

Today it said:

Feel ugly?

God thinks you are to-die-for

Catchy, isn't it?

I think they must have a great marketing department, trying to appeal to the people with low self-esteems.

But they don't just try to appeal to the weak. They also go for the 'cool' crowd'. A while ago it said:

Jesus says, "Waz up?"

Who would've thought Jesus was a homie?!

I'm really looking forward to their next promotional strategy.