Paranoia Or A Real Problem?

I'm getting EXTREMELY paranoid or if my paranoia has a good reason, then I'm getting EXTREMELY worried. What about, you might ask?

A few days ago, I had a sinking feeling that my Dad might be reading this. I don't know this for sure, of course. But even the thought freaks me out.

Dad, if you're reading this, please stop!!!!

If you are not my Dad and view this regularly using the Opera browser, please email me to tell me that you're not my Dad (preferably with some proof eg. your site address). If you can do this, I will really appreciate it and my mind will be at ease.