My Grandma Gets More Guys Than Me

My grandma got picked up by some guy yesterday. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. She went to the beach and some guy kept talking to her but since she can't understand English, she nodded, smiled and swam the other way but he kept coming up and talking to her.

"What does 'I love you' mean?" my grandma asked me.

"What?! Is that what the man said?"

"He came up to me and said 'I love you'."

"Maybe he said 'How are you'?"

"Oh yes! That's what he said!"