Too Long. A Piece of Paper

Too Long

me: I'm going to David's house
Mum: I thought you weren't seeing each other for two weeks
me: well, that changed
Mum: so who caved in?

A Piece of Paper

David: I'm moving out as soon as I finish uni
me: I don't want to move out now 'cause I don't want to live by myself.
David: Do you want to move out with me?
me: well... that depends
David: on what?
me: well... hmmm...
David: what...?
me: things...
David: a ring?
me: no! Who cares about a ring. The piece of paper is the fun part.
David: I wouldn't mind a piece of paper...
me: but you said that was committing suicide
David: that was about my friend
me: so you don't think that?
David: no