Regular Reader (and it's not me)

Guess what?!!! Somone has bookmarked this page!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I'm so excited that someone wants to keep coming back here. You know who you are. And I know who you are. Well, just your service provider. E-mail me because I have to ask you something. I can't stay online too long now because I'm expecting a call but I will be back.