Amelia's Words

I emailed everyone the details of my birthday get-together (i.e. time, place, the restaurant's website so they could have a look at the menu and entertainment details). In it, I wrote that there was no dress code and everyone could wear whatever they wanted, although it was a good excuse to dress up and that this was a good time for Amelia to wear her uncomfortable shoes since there was not going to be a lot of walking.

She replied:
Wow I hope those slutty dancers from the website will be there! Of course I will dress inappropriately - thanks for the headsup!

Amelia cracks me up.